Ever since I joined , my account's been inundated with deviations. o.o Some very pretty and amazing ones in there, though. Anyway, meme stolen from !

Alrighty, before the questions start, choose three of your Original Characters:

1. Simon Puck
2. Feong
3. Moran

The following twenty questions must be answered truthfully by each character. Now that you have some participants, LET'S BEGIN~

1)Do any of you know each other? if you do, how do you know them?
Simon Puck: ...No, don't think so. Who are you people?
Feong: I... must admit that I do know Moran. Only vaguely until the Queen sent us together on a mission, though.
Moran: Yes, I only knew Feong by his reputation as the one who couldn't fulfill his promises to the people.
Feong: *glowers*

2)Do you have a special someone? <3
Simon: Yes. But I can't tell you who right now; her father would kill me if he knew.
Feong: Well, I... you see...
Me: You have to answer truthfully, remember.
Feong: ...Right. Then yes. There was someone I cared about very deeply, but it was... impossible for us to stay together. I hope she is doing well, though.
Moran: I suppose I would have to say.... the Oracle.
Me: (Wait, what?)
Moran: I know my own love will never be requited, she's far too important to the queen, after all, but.... I knew her as a child, you see, before she lost her eyes.

3)What if I told you one of the other people here is your special someone's secret lover?
Simon Puck: ...Nah, I don't think she'd go for either of them.
Feong: I'd be... surprised, and somewhat suspicious, but really, I have no right to object to who she chooses to be with now. Though if it were Moran, I'd be furious with him, since the circumstances that separated us would be the same in his case, too.
Moran: Because it would mean I have more guts than you do?
Feong: You don't, though.
Me: Boys, boys... Moran, answer the question.
Moran: I'd say you really don't understand what it means to be the Queen's Oracle. She never gets a moment to herself. Truly.

4)Whoops, never mind, that last question wasn't true.
Simon Puck: Well, we knew that.
Feong: Of course it wasn't.
Moran: I thought the question was theoretical to begin with. If you're trying to sow dissension among us, shouldn't you have chosen some people who already know and trust each other?

5)Now then, what is the one thing you can't resist?
Simon Puck: When Gail rubs the ridge right where my wings join to my back.... *cough* ....You're sure her father won't see this?
Feong: Cherry pie a la mode. It's difficult to find ice cream in this realm, though.... and we don't have cherries at all.
Moran: Honey and cheese.

6)What would you do if you couldn't have it anymore?
Simon Puck: Get Gail back or die trying, probably.
Feong: I CAN'T have it anymore. I've attempted to find similar dishes, but they're not the same, really.
Moran: Deal with it and move on. I'm a grown man, after all.

7)What is the one thing you fear the most?
Simon Puck: ....Being alone, I guess.
Feong: Losing another person I care about. Or failing them again.
Moran: Not mattering.

8)Would you consider yourself over-emotional?
Simon Puck: Sometimes, yeah. I was a real crybaby as a child, certainly.
Feong: I don't think so. Not usually, at least.
Moran: No.

9)Have you ever experienced love?
Simon Puck: Yeah, my grandfather and my aunt love me, and so does Gail. And I love them.
Feong: Yes, I've known the love of parents, siblings, and friends.... and yes, I loved Eve, too. Even if her love was just infatuation...
Moran: Isn't this just another way of asking the second question?

10)Not to get too personal, but are you still a virgin?
Simon Puck: No, not by a long shot.
Feong: No.
Moran: That IS extremely personal, but... yes. I am. It's not something I care to advertise, though; when people first began to feel truly desperate about the birthrate it was considered almost not doing your duty, in a sense. Now many have rather fallen too deep into despair to care....

11)Straight, Bisexual, or gay? what is your flavor?
Simon Puck: Straight. The ones who say I'll do anything are just jealous I won't do them.
Feong: Straight.
Moran: .......What? o.O
Feong: (Poor Moran, lived such a sheltered life....)
Moran: (Shut up!)

12)Do you have any ambitions right now for your future?
Simon Puck: Find some way I could be considered a worthy match for Gail, I guess. That doesn't involve surgically removing my wings or something.
Feong: Solve the problem of my people's nonexistent birthrate and declining vitality in general.
Moran: Solve this problem, or do SOMETHING to make me be considered valuable enough to the Queen to rise in importance, and to...
Feong: (....And be able to spend more time with the Oracle, perhaps?)
Moran: (And what if I do? Is that not a noble enough motivation?)

13)How about something easy, how old are you?
Simon Puck: Eighteen. Just barely. >.>
Feong: 348.
Moran: 418.
Simon: *stares at the other two* You, uh... sure aged well.

14)How about something hard, the Earth's inner core is made mostly of the element ____ ?
Simon Puck: I thought the world was hollow... was that another one of Grandpa's tales?
Feong: I don't know. My studies focused mainly on biology.
Moran: Does this even matter?

15)Have any hobbies? something you love to do in your free time?
Simon Puck: I like to sing? and make knots in things, though that's more of a habit than a hobby.
Feong: What is this 'free time' you speak of? I like reading folktales, though. It's interesting to see what stories different cultures tell each other.
Moran: Fishing.
Me: (Fishing?)
Moran: (Fishing. In my youth I grew rather talented at calling the large ones up from the depths of the lake...)
Me: ("Heeere, fishy fishy fishy...."? O.o)

16)If you could go anywhere at this very moment, where would you go? would you take anyone with you?
Simon: I'd love to take Gail to the Southern Bluffs. They're especially beautiful in early autumn.
Feong: Someplace where nobody expects anything of me. Including myself.
Moran: Perhaps to the lake we loved so much when we were younger... with the Oracle.
Me: (Psst, Moran, if you knew the Oracle when you were younger, can you tell me her real name?)
Moran: (Oh, no, I couldn't. It's been subsumed.)
Me: (...."subsumed"?)
Moran: (Yes, when the Queen declared her the Oracle, much of her original identity was subsumed.)
Me: (....Does that mean that the woman you loved is long gone?)
Moran: (Gone? I said "subsumed", not "expunged". And I realize you're just a foolish human, but can you really call emotions that change when a person changes "love"? Honestly....)

17)Have you been keeping secrets from anyone lately? if yes, what are these secrets?
Simon: Other than keeping my relationship with Gail from getting back to her father? Not much. I often let people assume that my wings are part of a costume, but more because it's too much trouble to convince them they're real when it doesn't matter what they think.
Feong: *with a sidelong glance at Feong* That I had sexual relations with a mortal woman in the other Realm, and then she followed me to this Realm.
Moran: *rolls eyes* I'd pretend I didn't hear that, but I was already pretending that it wasn't obvious that there was something between you and that serving girl.

18)If you woke up tied to a bed with no recollection of what occured before hand, what would you do?
Simon: ....try to get free?
Feong: ....ditto
Moran: While I agree with your responses, I think the interrogator is hoping for something more along the lines of what situations you would expect to find yourself tied to a bed in.
Simon: Well, yeah, probably, but they specifically said we don't know how it happened, so...
Feong: Besides, the author's getting bored with your rantings and wants to finish the questions already.

19)In four words or less describe your personality.
Simon: Outgoing, friendly, insecure.... instinctive?
Feong: Intelligent, suppressed poet in denial. >.>
Moran: (That's five words.)
Feong: (Just barely, shut up.)
Moran: .......
Me: (Moran? Could I have a few words?)
Moran: (I thought you were bored with my rantings?)
Me: (I'm not! You're surprisingly fascinating! I'm tired of the QUESTIONS, not your answers.... c'mon, I'll let you have five words, too...)
Moran: ......Not to be trifled with.
Me: (....okay, someone's had his feathers ruffled a bit much....)

20)Last question, 8D Was that fun or what?!
Simon: Eh, I've had better times brushing the horse. And horses don't like me much.
Feong: As fun as a trip to the dentist. ><
Moran: No.


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....Please excuse me while my head asplodes from unexpected character development. :boom: